Poker is well and good, but if you actually want to make any money gambling you really need to change up you game.
So what are we talking here? Roulette? Dice? You're on the right track, but the odds are still too slim to guarantee that big payout. I'm talking about the lottery.! They say it is a game of chance, but I feel my local Megaball has more in common with chess than anything else. It is a battle of wits–me against God, and we all know what a lousy chess player God is.
So do yourself a favor and swear off cards. Quit playing fallible humans and start taking swings at the cosmic. Swings? What am I saying? Swing! One try should be all you need, so invest your entire bankroll in the big Keno. If you don't have a bankroll, consider taking out a second mortgage for the big payoff, in these hard economic times, you can't afford not to.
Now that we're all in agreement, only one thing remains...the prodigal numbers. Birthdays and anniversaries are old hat. I like number series, my personal favorite is 1 2 3 4 5 with a powerball of 6. However, if actually choosing the digits still puts too much control in your hands, which I completely understand, behold the best thing since the abacus–QickPick! A computer randomly generates numbers for you so that you can win against a computer that randomly generates numbers. Talk about fighting fire with fire, how can you lose? I almost feel like a fool for not keeping this my little secret, just remember who to thank when the cash starts rolling in. Happy guessing!